Looking to upgrade your life to the next level? Need some advice from somebody who’s been in your shoes and overcome the same hurdles you’re going through – someone who has verifiable proof he gets laid a tonne? I’m available for coaching – online and in the real world – on any subject of your choosing.
You’re paying me to share my life experience and 10+ years I went through hell – with my guidance, you’ll avoid all the pitfalls. I went through years of pain and frustration so that you don’t have to.
I accept payment via PayPal, Bitcoin/crypto, Xoom, or International Bank Transfer.
|Andy’s Protégé Program|
|Tinder Profile Reviews & Advice|
|Photo Editing/Photoshopping for Tinder Photos|
|In-person Coaching/Hitting on Girls Together|
Andy’s Protege Program
$100 USD per week. You’ll be my protégé – I’ll make it my mission to push you to become the next Andy. You get:
- 2 hrs of Skype Calls a week (as one 2hr block, or two 1hr blocks – your choice)
- Daily email checkins + email me as much as you like and I’ll reply to everything you ever send me
- I’ll pout my heart and soul into pushing you to achieve your most ambitious goals – even the ones you think are completely unattainable. After all, if I can do it, so can you.
Skype Calls & Email Coaching
I’m available for coaching and advice on anything you see on this site (3somes, BDSM, Tinder, how to be honest with women instead of playing games, taking photos, beating Approach Anxiety, gym, losing weight, fashion, self-development, mental health) or anything else you’d like to talk about.
- Skype/Whatsapp calls are $30 USD/hr. We can talk about absolutely any topic of your choosing.
- Once-off Email Consults are $30 USD. You can write as much as you like, ask me a tonne of questions about any subject I’m experienced in, and I’ll give an in-depth response.
- 1 week of Unlimited Email Consults is $70 USD per week. You get unlimited emails for the entire 7 days – pick my brain as much as you wish! I’ll reply to everything you ever send me, usually within 2hrs (unless I’m sleeping or busy putting my penis in a girl). You’ll be able to pick my brain on absolutely any subject of your choosing, I’ll check in with you daily (or multiple times a day), and force you to have the most productive and motivated week of your life
Tinder Profile Reviews & Advice
Show me your Tinder profile and I’ll break down what you’re doing right and what you could be doing better. I’ll give you an incredibly detailed report and instructions on how to be kickass on Tinder.
Tinder profile consultations are $40 USD, which includes:
- I’ll tell you how to re-shoot your photos better and give a creative list of new photos you can take (including how to take them).
- I’ll go through your conversations and see what you can do better.
- I’ll give style/fashion advice to get you looking sexier.
- I’ll tell you how to get in shape/lose weight if that needs fixing.
- I’ll tell you what to say to girls you match with – I’ll write you a custom template tailored to you that you’ll copy-paste to girls to be more efficient and not waste time. I’ll also tell you what to text once you get their number.
- I’ll give date/getting laid advice so you’re not wasting time getting friendzoned by girls you could have been having sex with.
- If you’re more advanced, I’ll help push you to do some of the crazier stuff I’ve done – 3somes, sex with strippers, sex within 10 minutes of meeting, sex in public, BDSM and kinky roleplay, banging 5 girls in 4 days, etc.
- I’ll give you further suggestions and a todo list/homework for you to go off and do after the review, to set you on the right path.
Basically, I’ll pour my heart and soul into getting you laid.
If you’re serious about taking your Tinder to an elite level, send me an email with an answer to this list of questions:
- What’s your goal? To get laid a tonne, to get a girlfriend, to have a few fuckbuddies at the same time, to lose your virginity, to have a 3some, etc?
- How many matches a week do you get, average?
- Send me screenshots/pics of your current pics and bio on Tinder (don’t worry about Bumble/POF/OkCupid/etc, you’ll just do the exact same stuff as Tinder).
- Send screenshots of some of your conversations with girls (3-5 convos is enough. Don’t only show me the “best” ones – just show me a random sample, good and bad convos).
- Are you using tinder plus/tinder gold?
- Are you using boosts and superlikes? What time/day do you usually boost?
- What do you have your age and distance settings set to?
Need some advice on a current or potential relationship from someone who’s made (and learned from) just about every mistake there is to make? Shoot me a message and we’ll do a Skype call or an email consult (prices above).
In-person Coaching/Hitting on Girls Together (Melbourne, Australia)
If you live in Melbourne, or can travel, I’ll take you out for one-on-one coaching on any subject of your choosing.
- Cold approaching girls: With 1000 approaches under my belt and 100+ total lays from online+cold approach combined, you’ll be learning from someone legit. I’ll take you out, show you how it’s done, and help you talk to girls yourself. Even if you’ve never hit on a single girl in your life, I absolutely promise you I’ll get you one girl’s number at a minimum (providing you’re willing to give it a real go). Cold approaching coaching is $40 USD/hr.
- Counselling/general advice: Feel like you need someone to talk to who’s been in your situation and knows the struggles of trying to get laid and general self-improvement? Hit me up and we’ll organise a meetup to sit down and work through everything that’s been on your mind. Counselling/mentoring is $40 USD/hr.
- Photoshoots for Tinder pics: I’m a professional photographer by trade. We’ll go out and shoot a variety of photos for your Tinder profile. Professional Photoshoots/Photoshopping are $45 USD/hr
If you absolutely can’t afford my price, email me and we’ll work out a lower price that you are able to do. If you’re serious about improving your life, I’d much rather work with you for less money than have you sit around not taking action.
If for any reason you’re unhappy with the coaching I give you, all you have to do is let me know and I’ll refund your money, no questions asked.