How I Lost Weight

Andy talks about how he lost 35kg, and how you can lose weight too.


Offbeat: The Girl Who Knew Nothing About Sex

Bananas!

Andy meets a girl who doesn’t know her clit from her elbow. Oh, and bananas.


Tinder Photos & Inspiration

Andy dishes up a massive list of top-quality photos examples/inspiration for your own Tinder profile.


How to Take Great Tinder Photos

I'm Ready for My Closeup...

Andy explains the incredibly complex process of taking brilliant Tinder photos.


DSLR Camera Buying Guide

Analysis Paralysis

Andy gives a quick and dirty guide to buying the best camera for taking quality Tinder pics.


My Current Tinder Profile

"I'm just on here for friends..."

Andy posts his current Tinder profile, the rationale behind it, and a general guide for getting your own Tinder set up.


Offbeat: The Time a Girl Tried to Give Me Herpes

Andy dodges STDs like a celebrity dodging taxes.


Offbeat: Andy Gets a Tattoo

Inked.

Andy sits in a tattoo waiting room and has a minor breakdown.


Offbeat: How I Lost $28,000

Crypto Portfolio

Andy does his best not to cry over spilt milk.


“You’re So Lucky…”

Play Me a Sad Song

Andy yells at pre-determinists and makes the case for hard bloody work.


My Transformation

Andy is Babushka

Andy describes his journey from complete and utter loser to slightly-less-of-a-loser.


Give Yourself Permission to Suck

One Small Step for Man...

Andy gives himself an hour to write an article, and explains why it’s ok (and perfectly normal) to totally suck at things sometimes.